Aussies: think you need to be aware of your pals.
Brits: think that you ought to be aware of those social individuals who fit in with your club. People in the us: think that individuals should watch out for and care for on their own. Canadians: genuinely believe that that may be the federal federal government’s work.
Aussies: Dislike being seen erroneously as Pommies (Brits) whenever abroad. Canadians: Are instead indignant about being recognised incorrectly as Americans when abroad. Americans: Encourage being recognised incorrectly as Canadians whenever abroad. Brits: cannot come to be recognised incorrectly as other people whenever abroad.
Canadians: Endure bitterly cold winters and tend to be happy with it. Brits: Endure oppressively damp and are pleased with it. People in the us: don’t need to do either, and mayn’t care less. Aussies: hardly understand exactly exactly what poor weather means.
People in the us: Take in poor, pissy-tasting alcohol.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting alcohol. Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss. Aussies: Take in any such thing with liquor inside it.
Americans: appear to genuinely believe that poverty and failure are morally suspect. Canadians: appear to believe success and wealth are morally suspect. Brits: appear to genuinely believe that wealth, poverty, success, and failure are inherited. Aussies: appear to think that none with this issues after a few beers.
Brits: Have produced many comedians that are great celebrated by Canadians, ignored by People in america, and for that reason maybe perhaps not rich. Aussies: Have produced comedians like Paul Hogan and Yahoo Serious. Continue reading “Jokes about the distinctions between Aussies, Brits, People in america and Candadians”